I will let the lyrics speak for itself.

I snarfed water out my nose the first time I heard this song.

FIC: The Best Bang Since the Big One

Title: The Best Bang Since the Big One
Fandom: Torchwood/Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
Prompt: 137 - bleach at tamingthemuse
Warnings: Puns and flirting
Rating: Teen
Summary: It was at a dive bar at the end of the universe, Milliway’s by name, that Jack Harkness met the most interesting man he was ever to meet.
Disclaimer: I own neither fandom and haven’t had time to have this Britpicked.
A/N: This idea has been in the back of my head for months. I finally decided to start writing it.
As always, feedback is welcome and appreciated.

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( The Best Bang Since the Big One )