Shitty Day

I'm having one of THOSE days. I would like very much to read some good H/C fic. Even if it's not in one of my preferred fandoms.

Anyone? Recs, please?

I will beg. And it won't be pretty and will probably involve tears and snot and maybe even some swooning since I've not eaten anything in over 24 hours. Yay for nourishment in beer and coffee - my vices of choice.

So if anyone can help a girl out, I'd be appreciative.

Thanks.