PSA: Don't be a Douchebag, PR Person

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You know what? If you're famous enough that you have a PR person, can you please make sure that zie is not a douchebag? Because when zie is a douchebag, I assume you are as well.

And if your PR person is a douchebag and I've never even heard of you? THEN I KNOW YOU ARE A DOUCHEBAG AS WELL.

Kiss my ass, PR person. Kiss my ass.