FIC: Cheeseburger, Cheeseburger

[ficwize]

Title: Cheeseburger, Cheeseburger
Author: wizefics
Fandom: Iron Man Movieverse
Prompt: Bad Food for akusai.
Rating: Gen
Warnings: None really.
Summary: It's all about the cheeseburgers.
Length: ~185
Disclaimer: I don't own Iron Man and don't make money doing this. Also, this post is not meant to pass judgment on any hamburger establishment in particular, title and film depiction notwithstanding. *ahem*
A/N: Written for day 10 of the June!Challege at fic_on_demand. I amused myself disproportionately with this fic. Also, I tried something new here. Hopefully, it works!

As always, feedback is welcome and appreciated!

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"It's not healthy."

"I don't care. It's the best thing I've ever eaten."

"You're going to make yourself sick."

"On a burger?"

"I believe you mean on 'five cheeseburgers.'"

"..."

"Yes, I kept count. It was a little disgusting actually."

"You're no fun."

"That might be my cue to leave. Every time you talk about fun, something goes horribly wrong."

"Yeah, but it usually ends well."

"... I suppose, so, if by ending well you mean that you eventually escaped the terrorist's holding camp, built yourself a suit of armor..."

"Technological masterpiece, thank you."

"... and have now set yourself the goal of eating every cheeseburger you can get your hands on."

"You know what I think? I think you judge too harshly. This is quality product! This is American ingenuity..."

"... and obesity."

"Don't try and distract me. I don't look fat."

"..."

"Do I?"

"..."

"Seriously. I demand to know. Does this armor make me look fat?"

"Well, the red armor does look a bit snug."

"You're fired."

"No, I'm not."

"... you're right. You're not."

"Thank you, Mr. Stark."

"You're welcome, Ms. Potts."

Comments

[strangevisitor7.livejournal.com]

LMAO - Great banter!

[ficwize.livejournal.com]

Thank you! I can feel the fandom sucking me in... *resistance is futile*

[rocaw.livejournal.com]

*glomps* I LOVE this!!

"Seriously. I demand to know. Does this armor make me look fat?"

"Well, the red armor does look a bit snug."

"You're fired."

LOL!! For the record, though Pepper is usually right, it's not snug, it accentuates. ;)

Loved their banter! =D

[ficwize.livejournal.com]

LOL. I'm sure Tony pointed that out later. *grins*

Thank you!

[sandoz-iscariot.livejournal.com]

Cute! Perfect banter!

[ficwize.livejournal.com]

Thank you! I really loved the Iron Man movie. It's taunting me with its promises of fun fanfic... *lol*

[worlddescending.livejournal.com]

Heee!!! I like this! I can hear them in my head! :D :D

[ficwize.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

*glomps* Aren't you up to your eyeballs in papers right now??? *grins* I'm happy I tempted you to read something NOT scholastic. :D

[worlddescending.livejournal.com]

I was up to my ears. I'm DONE NOW! And you did tempt me! hee!

[milleniumrex.livejournal.com]

Iron Man is love.

This was great! XD

Also, I may have a germ of an idea for your Iron Man crossover request. :)

[ficwize.livejournal.com]

Thank you! Iron Man is total love. :D

And yay! I can't wait to see what you come up with. *does happy dance*

[virusq.livejournal.com]

LOL

[ficwize.livejournal.com]

*grins*

Thank you! Glad you enjoyed it!

[incurexistence.livejournal.com]

Ha! *hugs chubby armored man* ;) Cute.

[ficwize.livejournal.com]

Hehehe. Thank you!

[gottalovev.livejournal.com]

LOL! I loved the banter! =D

[ficwize.livejournal.com]

Thank you! I'm glad it worked for you. :D

[ancarett]

"Seriously. I demand to know. Does this armor make me look fat?"

Hah-ah-hahahahahah! I love that she's able to turn this around on him and that he actually gets worried, there. Wonderful, wonderful banter!

[ficwize.livejournal.com]

LOL! Thank you so much! :D

[lady-lefaye.livejournal.com]

I adored this movie...actually saw it *three* times in the theater. This banter sounds just like the characters. Great job!

[ficwize.livejournal.com]

Thank you! I loved the movie beyond all my expectations! I can't wait to see it again. :)

In fact, I'm going to go see the Incredible Hulk, just because it's semi-related. Ack, Marvel! Must have. *grins*

[indykitty.livejournal.com]

Someone should put Tony on a cheezeburger budget. I wonder if that's possible.


Good story very cute, I can imagine Tony overindulging due to fear and deprivation.

[ficwize.livejournal.com]

LOL. *I* don't want to tell him. Lord knows what he'd build to get all the burgers he wants.

And yeah, I can imagine a serious binge on cheeseburgers. *grins*