ficwize | FIC: Cheeseburger, Cheeseburger

Title: Cheeseburger, Cheeseburger
Author:

wizefics
Fandom: Iron Man Movieverse
Prompt: Bad Food for

akusai.
Rating: Gen
Warnings: None really.
Summary: It's all about the cheeseburgers.
Length: ~185
Disclaimer: I don't own Iron Man and don't make money doing this. Also, this post is not meant to pass judgment on any hamburger establishment in particular, title and film depiction notwithstanding. *ahem*
A/N: Written for day 10 of the June!Challege at

fic_on_demand. I amused myself disproportionately with this fic. Also, I tried something new here. Hopefully, it works!

As always, feedback is welcome and appreciated!

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"It's not healthy."

"I don't care. It's the best thing I've ever eaten."

"You're going to make yourself sick."

"On a burger?"

"I believe you mean on 'five cheeseburgers.'"

"..."

"Yes, I kept count. It was a little disgusting actually."

"You're no fun."

"That might be my cue to leave. Every time you talk about fun, something goes horribly wrong."

"Yeah, but it usually ends well."

"... I suppose, so, if by ending well you mean that you eventually escaped the terrorist's holding camp, built yourself a suit of armor..."

"Technological masterpiece, thank you."

"... and have now set yourself the goal of eating every cheeseburger you can get your hands on."

"You know what I think? I think you judge too harshly. This is quality product! This is American ingenuity..."

"... and obesity."

"Don't try and distract me. I don't look fat."

"..."

"Do I?"

"..."

"Seriously. I demand to know. Does this armor make me look fat?"

"Well, the red armor does look a bit snug."

"You're fired."

"No, I'm not."

"... you're right. You're not."

"Thank you, Mr. Stark."

"You're welcome, Ms. Potts."